Last night on The Tonight Show, Jennifer Lawrence came fully prepped for the interview with stories. Really funny stories. There was the one about how a wishful Honey Boo-Boo sighting at a breast cancer parade — Lawrence had misread "Boobs" on the sashes of the parade participants — had caused her car accident a few weeks ago. (Don't worry; no one got hurt.) "I started craning my neck, and then I saw a little girl, and I was like, 'Oh, that's Honey Boo-Boo,' and I'm still driving, and then I rear-ended the person in front of me." And there was another one about her visit to a geriatric strip club where she asked for change back from Little Old Bo Peep after a lap dance — "I'm sorry, but you didn't let me touch you when you bent over." Plus: Eric Stonestreet came on Jimmy Kimmel Live adamant that he was only "tipsy" at the American Music Awards ... and then he saw the clip. "Boy, that's the first time I saw it," he laughed. "Wow, is that guy drunk or what?" Also, on Late Night, Zooey Deschanel did three takes of a dramatic "turn-tear-off-glasses-and-speak" improv; and on The Late Show, Jessica Biel recounted her "balls-on-wood" culture shock at an Austrian spa. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.