New Girl's Nick Miller might not be a va-genius, and he's not on an "adjusted schedule," but the man has written a book. On last night's episode, Nick finally finished — well, started and finished — his long-gestating zombie novel Z Is for Zombie, which contains multiple spellings of rhythm, a word search that has no words in it, and a black character named William who dies almost immediately. ("It's about zombies, and it's a relationship story," he told Jess's dad last week.) We took the liberty of putting together a cover for this magical tome, though we understand if you're holding out for the audiobook, read by Winston.
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