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Simpsons Billionaire Montgomery Burns Endorses Mitt Romney

Mr. Burns, who naturally posseses his own binders full of women, has stepped out of The Simpsons and onto YouTube to do his eleventh hour part to help reclaim the "God-given property of the Republican Party," the presidency. To illustrate his point, Monty resurrects the Mitt Romney Dog Incident to prove that the beleaguered, possibly psychologically damaged pooch, Seamus, will take Meat Romney over Broccoli Obama any day. Problem is, Seamus would rather jump through a window than choose between the two. (Incidentally, it's the second time the Romney roof dog has been animated this year. Sorry Simpsons, The New Yorker did it!)