Does Bruce Willis secretly love math?
According to this "Hollywood legend" — or, y'know, whomever is behind this chart — Bruce Willis "chooses his roles in order to complete a number line using the movie titles in his filmography."
Opposite Emma Watson.
Nashville Recap: Slap-HappyThis, my friends, was the slap of the year.
10 Films That Inspired Mad Men, According to Matthew WeinerIncluding Vertigo, Les Bonnes Femmes, and more.
House of Cards Season 3, Episode 8 Recap: Dark and StormyIn which Frank admits there’s something in this world he can’t control!
Seth Meyers Loves His Teen-Slang Segment So You Will TooGiggle game on fleek.
Bruce Willis to Hit Broadway Stage in Stephen King’s MiseryBecause Michael Cera wasn't available, probably.
Bob Barker Dumps Bedpan on Adam Sandler in Autism Fund-raiser ShortIn the vein of their famous Happy Gilmore tussle.
Relive Some of the Magic From ‘Conan in Cuba’Lots of dogs and dancing.
This Wu-Tang Album Is Beginning to Bug PeopleEven Method Man, patron saint of patience, is kinda over it.
The Americans Recap: After-School SpecialThe Jennings have very important talks with teenagers.
"He just seems like the kind of guy that might have this kind of skeleton in his closet."
CSI: Cyber Is As Dumb As It SeemsWas it the "cyber" that tipped you off?
Why the Oscars Shouldn’t Go Back to 5 Best Picture NomineesAn expanded field is good for the Oscars and good for viewers, and here's why.
The Pretenders’ Chrissie Hynde Is Publishing an Album-Style Memoir"I hope it makes you want to dance, have fun, dig out some old records and maybe even root through your closet and dust off your guitar."
What Empire Gets Right About the Music Business“My company is probably equally as fun," says Epic Records CEO L.A. Reid, "and probably just as colorful.”
Cumberbitches, Watch Out: Ian McKellen’s the New (But Much Older) Sherlock in Mr. HolmesJust look at him give sage advice about bees!
Who Was That at the End of the New Avengers Trailer, and Why Should You Be So Excited?Nice to see you, Vision.
Amy Pascal Can’t Move Into Her New Office Because It Smells Like Seth Rogen’s Weed [Updated]Seth Rogen, forever ruining Amy Pascal's life.
Justified Recap: Why Drink to the Future?For long stretches, this episode feels like a very cinematic adaptation of a stage play.
Do I Really Need to Watch Empire? Your Pressing TV Questions, AnsweredPlus: Can I give up on House of Cards? (Yes!)
Wait for the very end.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Trippin’ in AmsterdamThese women never bother to stop and ask if there is something wrong with them. Maybe they should.
Self/less Trailer: Imagine You Looked Like Ben Kingsley But Then Got to Look Like Ryan ReynoldsBecause why not?
Conan O’Brien on Going to Cuba and the State of Late-Night TV"It used to be that big Letterman-Leno feud for about five years, and people acted like it was Ali and Foreman."
The Future of Orchestral Music in Two PiecesA pair of new pieces suggest a way forward in the orchestral world.
Foxcatcher Finally Gets Recognized: Channing Tatum Nominated for Best Shirtless Performance by MTVAnd Kate Upton for hers.
Photo Proof That Prince Has Never Been UncoolEven in high school.
There May Never Be Another Movie Star As Big As Will SmithHere's three reasons why.
Mo’Nique Says She Was Supposed to Play Empire’s Cookie First"Mr. Daniels offered me the part of Cookie."
Felicity Huffman on American Crime and Playing an Unlikable Character"The older I get, my characters become less and less likable."
Adam Rapp’s new novel is out now.
Vince Vaughn Got Photoshopped Into Cheesy Stock Photos Because This Is How You Promote a Movie in 2015For this weekend's Unfinished Business release.
Pretty Little Liars Recap: Arrested DevelopmentRead on for the return of the Pretty Little Power Rankings.
Sorry, The Dark Knight, But the Oscars Might Go Back to 5 Best Picture NomineesWell, that didn't last long.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Recap: Let’s Get Ready to RumbleYou can sense the great show struggling to burst out of the acceptable show we're currently getting.
Meet the Man Who Is Going to Save You From National-Holiday-Themed Alien-MurderLiam Hemsworth and Jeff Goldlbum will also be there.
Comics Stars Jeff Lemire and Dustin Nguyen Dish on Their Robot Space Opera, DescenderPlus, Lemire gabs about his new run on Marvel's Hawkeye!
House of Cards Season 3, Episode 7 Recap: Nothing Is ForeverCan Frank and Claire rebuild after wrecking-balling their marriage?
The Mindy Project Recap: Practice ImperfectMindy as the new Dr. Zizmor is perfection.
New Girl Recap: The BlowoutIt’s strange that a show four seasons in still feels so much like it’s trying to find its footing.
Thank you, Yeezus.
Modest Mouse’s Isaac Brock Has an Alien Story, and a Semi-Related SingleWhat's up with rock bands and alien encounters?
Chris Hemsworth Is a Dirty Dancing Death Trap in SNL PromosWatch out, Kate McKinnon.
‘Conan in Cuba’ Looks Like an Absurd Reverse-Borat Episode"Is this a rice?" No.
X-Men Receive Wes Anderson Treatment in Spot-on Fan-Made Mash-upColors, mutants, pretension! Yum!
Fresh Off the Boat Recap: Sticking It to the ManWe learn more about Louis and Jessica, both as individuals and as a couple.
Introducing ‘The Vulture TV Podcast’Now you can listen to us talk TV too!
What If Justin Bieber’s Calvin Klein Ads Had Much More Comedian Belly in Them?Romantic.
John Slattery on the Mad Men Scene He Wishes They’d Kept"Man, I wish … we should go back and shoot that."
12 Best New Songs of the WeekKelela, Leon Bridges, Action Bronson, and more.