Shia LaBeouf, Alec Baldwin to Star in Orphans on Broadway

HOLLYWOOD, CA - AUGUST 22: Actor Shia LaBeouf arrives at the Premiere of the Weinstein Company's "Lawless" at ArcLight Cinemas on August 22, 2012 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images) Photo: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images

The Serious Actor Beard does not lie: Not only is Shia LaBeouf done with blockbusters, but he is forging a new career in theater (said in your best Maggie Smith voice.) Shia will make his Broadway debut opposite Mr. Alec Baldwin in Orphans, a Lyle Kessler drama about "two troubled brothers who kidnap a mobster." (Baldwin is the mobster in this situation.) We really could not be more excited about the joint interviews to come.