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And Now the Hamster Activists Are Mad at Bieber

Yesterday, Justin Bieber received a strongly worded statement from the Philippine Congress in response to his rude Manny Pacquiao tweets. Today, young Justin is in trouble with the California Hamster Association — a real group of humans who feel that Biebz committed "animal cruelty" when he gave his pet hamster to a screaming fan. Hamsters are apparently extra-sensitive to change, and "The moment that hamster was handed off to a screaming girl in a harsh, frenzied environment was likely the moment it gazed at the short path to its doom." The short path to its doom! Oh no.