Dear Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel,
The Internet is a crazy place. A crazy, crazy place where virtually anything is possible. And while the idea of anything being possible usually sounds like a good thing, that's not always the case, especially online. For example, a YouTube user with the handle HandFartMaster decided to cover your iconic song "The Sound of Silence" by clasping his hands together, repeatedly, in such a way that it actually sounds like it's being played to the sound of human flatulence.
So, basically, that's where we're at right now. Have a great holiday, guys!