Before she retreats to a motel drug den and then gets stuck in the desert, the Taylor Swift character in the "I Knew You Were Trouble" video accompanies her titular boyfriend to a tattoo parlor. This just happened in real life, too. Taylor apparently sat around for four hours while Harry Styles got a giant ship inked on his arm, then posed for a photo with the tattoo artist. You know what happens next, right? Heartbreak and ombré hair. Taylor, think this through.