Would You Like to Dance With Beyoncé at the Super Bowl?

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Because that option is now sort of available to you, provided you enter a contest and surrender your photography rights to Pepsi. Fifty lucky people will be selected to flail with Beyoncé onstage, and they'll get to bring a friend — so if you totally whiffed on your Christmas presents, it is not too late to remedy the situation. "Sorry I gave you batteries, but do you want to come dance next to Beyoncé?" You are forgiven.