The first teaser for Star Trek Into Darkness came out earlier this month and was light on plot and heavy on ominous narration, ambiguously awesome action shots, and Inception horns. Here is the first official trailer. Does J.J. Abrams fill us in on more of the story? Of course not. It's more ominous narration, ambiguously awesome action shots, and Inception horns. That being said, it's really, really awesome-looking action, regardless of the ambiguity. And the narration is appropriately intense. And the Inception horns? It's a shame they wouldn't spring to get the old gang back together. BRAAAAAAM!
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