What Are Redneck Aerobics and Why Would Anyone Voluntarily Partake in Them?


In the immortal words of Jeff Foxworthy, you might be a redneck if ... you invent something called the "Redneck Olympics," but instead of understanding that aerobics is a form of exercise, you just grab a bouncy ball and brace for impact from a moving car. If you're generally troubled by seeing people get hit by cars (and survive), this is not for you.