Don’t Count On Another David Bowie Tour

David Bowie attends the 2010 CFDA Fashion Awards at Alice Tully Hall at Lincoln Center on June 7, 2010 in New York City. Photo: Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images

Earlier this week, David Bowie threw his own surprise birthday party with the announcement of a new album — his first in ten years. The diehards dared to hope that a Bowie tour might also be in the works, but sorry: His producer Tony Visconti says that "he’s fairly adamant he’s never gonna perform live again." Oh. Just the album, then. Okay!