Everybody fancies themselves as some sort of wizard that can conjure up laughter by a few strokes of a keyboard, but only a few tweeters are truly worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual that you might not know about who consistently makes us laugh and momentarily forget that other days of the week exist.
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Emily Donahue (@seriouslyemily) claims on her twitter bio that “when i dip you dip we dip”, thus fulfilling Freak Nasty’s prophecy. When she is not doing what mid nineties hip hop music tells her to do, Emily is usually reading.
She has a specific taste in men.
And is specific in what she lets them do.
Emily’s car insurance is probably expensive.
Which might be why she can’t afford health insurance.
Christmas isn’t always fun for her.
Maybe next time she should talk to someone else.
Donahue’s laptop sounds fun.
Emily is magic.
She isn’t afraid to talk about America’s more shameful moments.
Emily knows that if you say to someone that you think you should go “on a break” and then the handsy girl from the Xerox place is all over you, it is okay to sleep with her.
She can see into a woman’s past.
She likes to play it cool.
Donahue is “The Fixer.”
She yields to nobody.
Never ask her if milk was a bad choice.
She believes that Mary J. Blige was, in fact, was the drama instigator.
Consult her before consuming your comfort snacks.