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From ‘Gaybraham Lincoln’ to ‘Barack A-Llama’: An Updated List of Every TGS Sketch or Pitch on 30 Rock

Way back in 2010, just as season four of 30 Rock was about to premiere, we put together this exhaustive list of TGS sketches that included such classics as "Gaybraham Lincoln" and "Hot Baby." In the 78 episodes of 30 Rock that have aired since, TGS veered away from gay presidents and sexy infants to deliver biting commentary on menstruation and farts. With TGS coincidentally ending its run the same night that 30 Rock does, we thought it appropriate to update the list of sketches from 30 Rock's eighth-best show-within-a-show (behind MILF Island, Bitch Hunter, Celebrity Homonym, Dad 2.0, and a few others). 

  • Pam, the Overly Confident Morbidly Obese Woman
  • Cat Lady, in which Jenna is attacked by a recently rescued cat
  • Michael Jackson, cut because they “can’t say he has a vagina.”
  • Biscuit
  • Rolando, the Two-Foot-Tall Spanish Hustler
  • Ching-Chong, Man Who Loves to Play Ping-Pong
  • Bear vs. Killer Robots
  • Toofer’s commercial parody ideas: Honey Bunches of Sadness, Oat-Bung, Swastic-Os, Fruit Lupus, Dingle Berries, Fart Nuggets, Frosted Mini Guns, and Lucky Bastards
  • Beep Beep Ribby Ribby
  • Who Wants to Eat a Dictionary?
  • Homophobic Gays
  • Gaybraham Lincoln
  • "Muffin Top" Performance With Ghostface Killah
  • Liz Taylor
  • Shemanda: “Rodney, don’t make me come over there and make me beat you with one of my boom booms.”
  • Star Jones's Gastric Bypass Cooking Show
  • "Yo Momma" Competition
  • Lutz's Hobo pitches: Hobos on Ice, America’s Next Top Hobo, Hobo Eye for the Straight Guy, Deal or No Hobo?, and the Amazing Hobo
  • Dennis Hastert Farting
  • Lamazwell: Lamaze Class Meets Roswell
  • Bill Clinton Eating Hamburgers
  • MTV Darfur
  • Hot Baby
  • Cowboy Hey Hey
  • Me Want Food
  • Fat Hillary Clinton
  • A Lone Man on Mars in the Year 1861
  • Barry the Humping Dog, Searching for a GE Washer and Dryer
  • The Farting Lab Experiment/Robot (“It’s farting, it’s farting.” —Tracy)
  • Swear Masters
  • Rapping Obama
  • The Bear and Robot Talk Show
  • Rapping Suri Cruise
  • Farting Machine
  • Cold open about Omarosa borrowing Björk's swan dress
  • Rubik's Pube
  • Tracy playing Josh Groban
  • Robot Lorenzo Lamas
  • Robot Ryan Seacrest
  • David Hasselbot
  • Grizzly Adams sketch
  • The Empire State Building is controlling us with electricity
  • Fart Doctor, where fart doctor has to figure out who farted in a spelling bee
  • Would You Rather?
  • Jerry Bananaseed
  • Fox News parody
  • Dr. Oz parody, with Tracy as Oprah
  • Austin Powers on Crossfire
  • Amelia Earhart gets her period  
  • Hillary Clinton gets her period
  • Wonder Woman gets her period
  • Broken Eyboard Ock Show
  • Derek Jeter and Bruce Springsteen kissing
  • Talk show/game show sketch My Head Hurts, inspired by a gas leak
  • Black Lance Ito
  • President Flava Flav
  • Gassy Patsy
  • A sketch about Krang from TNMT
  • Macbeth, with Mayor McCheese
  • Tracy wearing a robe and glasses saying "Yuck!"
  • Tracy dressed as a duck saying "Duck!"
  • Prince William and Prince, Time-Traveling Fart Detectives
  • Black Hitler
  • Tracy as GOP vice-presidential candidate Bob Dunston
  • Baseball Mitt Romney
  • Barack A-Llama
  • What if the Jolly Green Giant was horny?