This Sunday's Golden Globes will be a celebration of TV, movies, globes, free hooch, and foreign journalists — but more important, it will be a celebration of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler's twenty years of being "Tina and Amy," best friends who coincidentally became two of TV's most beloved comic actresses. And even though we've only really known them for about half that time, it feels like forever, as often happens with paldom. Their best friendship is our best friendship. It reminds us that people are kind and funny and able to photobomb each other. Before last year's Globes, we walked you through the history of mankind's greatest friendship since Jesus and whichever apostle he liked best, so with them set to host a second time we updated it, adding the last year of friendship and some fun tidbits we missed the first time.
1993: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler meet in an improv class at Chicago's ImprovOlympic.
Amy Poehler: "I remember Tina Fey wrote a play about Catherine the Great fucking a horse and I thought, 'That lady is hot stuff, I wanna know her.'"
Tina Fey: "Yes, yes. I used to take playwriting classes, and I wrote a one-act play — I can't remember the name of it, but it was really about the way women are perceived as leaders. In the play, Catherine the Great would say things like, 'You know, John F. Kennedy had extramarital affairs and no one says anything. But I bang one horse and now I'm a horse banger for all eternity? That's it? That's what I am?' I think Hillary Clinton's got to be able to relate to that."
Co-founder of ImprovOlympic Charna Halpern: “They were just instantly brilliant ... They were not the typical women who get steamrolled by men. [They] were no shrinking violets. They were bold and ballsy and fearless.”
Amy: "Actually, we met in class at the ImprovOlympic Theater. You taught me my first real beauty lesson."
Tina: "I was 22 or 23, and I had only recently learned that you can pluck your eyebrows or have a lady put hot wax on them and remove portions of them and shape them. So this was a big thing that happened to me, and I passed that information on to you."
Amy: "Back then, I used to get my hair dyed at a place called Big Hair. It cost $15. They just used straight bleach, so my hair was the color of white lined paper, and my eyebrows looked like they were done with a thick black marker."
Together they help start the improv team Inside Vladimir.
Executive vice-president of Second City Kelly Leonard: "They were inseparable walking around, and kept trying to get put in casts together.”
They perform together in the Second City Touring Company, along with Ali Farahnakian, Rachel Hamilton, Bill Chott, Pat McCartney, and others.
1996: Amy moves to New York with her sketch group, the Upright Citizens Brigade, freeing up a spot for Tina in one of the Second City main companies.
Tina (from Bossypants): "However, I must say, as a point of pride, that I didn't get the job because I was a woman. I got the job because Amy Poehler moved to New York with the Upright Citizens Brigade and I was the next best thing."
Summer 1997: Amy comes back to Chicago to perform with Tina, among others, in ImprovOlympic's 20th Anniversary Show.
1997: Tina moves to New York to write on Saturday Night Live. She commonly performs with Amy in ASSSSCAT, the Upright Citizens Brigade's weekly improv show.
1999: Tina appears briefly in an episode of the second season of the Upright Citizens Brigade TV show.
September 2001: Amy joins Saturday Night Live, after years of Tina asking her to.
Tina, talking to BlackFilm.com: "I would say to her for years do you want to come be on SNL and she'll be like no no, love UCB. And then she was like well, maybe now. I can't believe it worked out."
Tina (from Bossypants): "I was so happy. Weirdly, I remember thinking, 'My friend is here! My friend is here!' Even though things had been going great for me at the show, with Amy there, I felt less alone."
March 2002: Tina and Amy appear in the film Martin & Orloff, along with just about every other Chicago improv/UCB alum of their generation.
April 2004: Amy appears in Mean Girls, a film starring and written by Tina.
September 2004: Tina and Amy become the first female co-anchors of "Weekend Update." It was Tina's idea, as she basically told Lorne Michaels it was happening. It is wonderful.
September 2005: Tina appears with Amy in the one-hour ASSSSCAT special on Bravo.
April 2008: Tina and Amy appear on the cover of Vanity Fair and are prominently featured in the story about women in comedy.
Lorne Michaels : “Amy and Tina have transcended [the classic pretty girl/ugly friend roles]. Neither is pinned down to that archetype — either one could play either role.”
April 2008: Baby Mama is released, starring Amy and Tina. It's apparent to the co-stars how much they love each other.
Holland Taylor in Parade: "I worked with [Tina Fey] and Amy Poehler [in Baby Mama]. Oh my God, I’ve never had so much fun working with anybody as with those two. They’re very different [women]. Tina is very cool and mental. Amy’s just this gushing little oil pump of affection. And yet they’re absolutely peas in a pod. They adore each other. They’re like sisters. They’re like Scottie and Westie puppies in a basket.”
Maybe even better than the movie was the lovable press tour they did together.
In Marie Claire, Amy: "Being a tough, capable broad has never been easy — look at us. Although we did have a lot of fun on Baby Mama. Boy, did we play a lot of pranks on each other."
Tina: "We love pranks. I mean, we're kind of like Cloons and Damon that way, doing a lot of, like, $250,000 pranks. I did a really funny prank where I got my assistant to paint all the cars in your neighborhood white so you would wake up and think it was snowing. That was a good one."
Amy: "I had an assistant fill your trailer with rats on Christmas Eve, and we laughed. Oh, the pranks."
Tina: "So much pranking."
May 2008: Oprah!
September 2008: Tina guests on SNL to introduce her Sarah Palin impression. As she later wrote about the experience in Bossypants: "The whole experience was surprisingly serene...Maybe it was because I was safe at the side of my sweet friend Amy."
A pregnant Amy: "I don't care if it's a girl or a boy, I want it to marry Alice Richmond, Tina's daughter. We'd make a lovely mother and mother-in-law of the bride."
Soon after, they kill at the Emmys.
Tina on Amy: "Not only is she not afraid to look silly, she's not afraid to let you throw her in the air like a basketball and catch her."
April 2009: Parks and Recreation premieres, joining 30 Rock on NBC's Thursday nights. Amy and Tina come to define the lineup over the next four years.
November 2010: Tina wins The Kennedy Center Mark Twain Prize. Amy, of course, is there to hilariously honor her friend.
April 2011: Tina Fey's book, Bossypants, debuts, featuring a chapter dedicated to Amy Poehler entitled: "I Don't Care If You Like It (One in a series of love letters to Amy Poehler."
Amy on Tina: “Please, no. I am not amazed [Tina wrote a book while balancing the rest of her life]. Look, if she sets her mind to it, it gets done. Tina is not the kind of artist who makes people wait around and misses her deadlines. She’s a finisher. (And I mean that in the sexual sense.)"
Tina: "Admire. I admire Amy Poehler."
Amy on Tina: “She’s the same way back then as she is now, which is really, really funny and incredibly hard-working and a very supportive and loyal friend. But she was a lot less rich. That was the only difference: she was like 100 percent less rich.”
August 2011: Tina's second daughter, Penelope, is born. It's no coincidence that Amy has two sons and Tina two daughters. They will all eventually marry and spawn the future's funniest people.
November 2011: Amy is honored by Variety's Power of Comedy. Tina send in a heartfelt message: "Dictionary.com defines 'Amy Poehler' as 'results not found. I take that as a testament to your uniqueness.'"
April 2012: Amy plays Tina in a cutaway during the live episode of 30 Rock.
October 2012: It's announced that Amy and Tina will host the 2013 Golden Globes. It is the best news.
October 2012: Amy and Tina's friendship is so widely known and beloved that it's auctioned off for charity for an evening. They raise $72,000 and weep "while watching Katy Perry perform."
January 2013: Amy and Tina host the Golden Globes. It is unanimously considered to be perfection and is watched by 20 million viewers, up 17 percent from the previous year.
January 2013: At the SAG awards, Tina beats Amy for Best Female Actor in a Comedy Series. She's visibly upset that Amy didn't win and tells her she loves her in her thank-you speech.
September 2013: Now award show hosting pros, Tina and Amy heckle Neil Patrick at the Emmys.
October 2013: Amy and Tina sign on to host the next two Golden Globes. They explain why they signed on for two more to Entertainment Weekly:
Amy: "I think we're excited about getting to get in a little bit of a groove to do it, and—"
Tina: "—to not have to answer the question of 'Were they invited back?'"
Amy: "And we like the rule of threes. This second time we're just going to phone it in because we know we're doing it a third time."
Tina: "The third time we're going to show a long highlight reel of the two times that we did it."
December 2013: Tina and Amy guest-edit Entertainment Weekly together. Besides writing a Letter from the Editors, assigning features on Paula Pell, Ellie Kemper (by Jon Hamm), Natasha Lyonne, and Broad City, they also reveal what comedy duo they are closest to (the Olsen twins, "because when we're next to each other we like to hug each other a lot, like we're in the womb") and update their plan to have their children marry:
Tina: "It's out there. I feel like if we push it, they're going to sense that, so we're keeping them at opposite sides of the country to create a mystery."
Amy: "We've learned to undersell that idea until they're of the perfect age, but if we do have a wedding at any point, Tina and I are going to insist that we write and perform a song that we sing to our children."
Tina: "We have committed that we're both going to wear peach to the wedding. I talked to Faith Popcorn about it, and the trend is going to come around right about the time that they should get married."
Amy: "You got Faith Popcorn on the line!"
Tina: "I have Faith Popcorn on retainer. I'm sorry—what I meant to say is that I have popcorn stuck in my retainer."
December 2013: Tina and Amy cameo together in Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues. They play anchors of an entertainment news program who take part in the sequel's massive battle scene. It's hard to say if they won, because does anyone ever win in war? Fine, they totally won!
January 2014: Amy and Tina host the Golden Globes again. Our love for them and their love for each other hits a new peak.
The sign of their ultimate friendship? They even wear the same shoes.