Lance Armstrong Will Not Dance With the Stars

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No LiLo, no LanArm: The upcoming sixteenth run of Dancing With the Stars is shaping up to be an all-star could've-been season indeed. Less than a day after we learned the financially strapped Lindsay Lohan turned down more than half-million dollars to show off her mambo, the Oprah-shamed Lance Armstrong has also passed. Armstrong's spokesperson did tell EW that Dancing has courted the cyclist every single year, though. "Although flattered, he has passed on their generous offers."