Here's the trailer for Red 2. Here's Bruce Willis shopping at Home Depot. Here's Mary-Louise Parker dating Bruce Willis. Here's Helen Mirren being nefarious. Here's GUNS AND EXPLOSIONSSSSSS. Here's — alright, brain's wandering. How about this! The combined age of the marquee "old" stars of Red 2 (Mirren, Willis, Malkovich, Hopkins) is 258. There, now you have a factoid more compelling than the idea of "old people, but with guns!!!" as a movie pitch. (One more fact, for the road: This trailer has the audacity to remind Anthony Hopkins and Helen Mirren they're Oscar winners. Cutthroat.)
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