Last night on Conan, Ryan Gosling made so many fan girls jealous they hadn't attended the show. He pulled a random audience member onstage out of empathy for the not-yet-famous to achieve their fifteen minutes of fame. And then he whispered sweet interview tips into Linda-from-Westminster's ear. Plus: Lena Dunham not only translated Howard Stern's "little, fat chick" insult into a you-go-girl confidence booster that will likely end up on her epitaph. Also, Josh Brolin and Jon Stewart exuded alpha-dog bro beef thinly veiled with self-deprecation (it was really weird — Brolin even bared his hairless chest and knelt down with imaginary handcuffs); and Dr. Oz gave Jimmy Kimmel a live sonogram and found a big, ol' heart. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.