Guys, it's really happening. IFC has acquired The Canyons, the Bret Easton Ellis–penned erotic thriller starring Lindsay Lohan and James Deen. The one SXSW rejected because it has an "ugliness and a deadness to it." There's no official release date yet, but it will premiere in theaters and on digital platforms in early summer. Start planning your view parties today — they'll be uncomfortable.