Why Hasn’t Anyone Written a Breakup Song About Taylor Swift?

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"If I'm gonna write songs about my exes they can write songs about me," Swift tells InStyle UK in the umpteenth interview about her tendency to shame ex-boyfriends in song. "That's how it works." Which brings us to the question: How has some wannabe pop star not already dated Taylor Swift and then written a revenge breakup song? Doesn't that seem like Career Strategy 101? Or is Taylor Swift just that much savvier than your average male musician? Discuss.