Megan Fox to Star in Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles

Chums again. Photo: Kevin Winter/2008 Getty Images

Beef refresher: Megan Fox once likened her Transformers director Michael Bay to Napoleon and Hitler; she was fired from the franchise in what This Is 40 co-star Chris O'Dowd called "one of the [most] sexist things I've ever seen"; Bay, looking back on it all with GQ, mused, "I'm sorry, Megan. I'm sorry I made you work twelve hours. I'm sorry that I'm making you show up on time. Movies are not always warm and fuzzy." So obviously, Fox is starring in Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, as announced on the explosion-auteur's blog. Until the feud inevitably resumes and the quotes start flying again, savor Bay's glib blog post headline: "We Are Bringing Megan Fox Back Into The Family."