Nicolas Cage to Star in Nicolas Cage–y Movie

Actor Nicolas Cage attends 2012 Giffoni Film Festival press conference on July 18, 2012 in Giffoni Valle Piana, Italy. Photo: Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images

Nicolas Cage has agreed to star in Tokarev, a thriller about a former criminal trying to find whoever kidnapped his daughters. The film will be directed by Paco Cabezas, which will be the Spanish director's first in North America. Thriller? Inexperienced director? Man on a mission for vengeance? Nicolas Cage sure can find Nicolas Cage movies to make. Shine on, you Cage-y diamond.