TMZ got its hands on the police report from Frank Ocean and Chris Brown’s parking-space standoff, and surprise: Chris Brown comes off terribly. Ocean told cops that Brown attempted to shake his hand, then punched him as soon as he mentioned the parking spot. Two Brown associates jumped in, pushed Ocean to a corner, and attempted to kick him; Ocean thought he heard someone yell “faggot,” though he didn’t name names. Ocean sustained a cut on his finger and another near his left temple. He’s not pressing charges. Meanwhile, the L.A. district attorney believes that Chris Brown might have violated his Rihanna probation by faking his community service. Sounds about right.