A few months ago, Portlandia reunited the nineties MTV icons for a sketch about seizing control of MTV again. Now MTV has fired back with a sketch about seizing control of Portland. We kid, we kid: It’s not a sketch! It’s the real trailer for the real upcoming season of The Real World: Portland. We know everyone’s just going to get drunk and scream at each other, but can’t they at least get drunk on Pacific Northwest craft IPAs or artisanal cocktails or whatever?