Last night on Conan, Zooey Deschanel thanked Jennifer Lawrence for her tremendous Oscars misstep. The best actress, en route to becoming one of the most deified, stumbled off of any lofty pillar and took one for the team. In Zooey's words, "Clumsy girls rule!" Plus: Quvenzhané Wallis was kept company by both a live dancing dog (kudos to Chelsea Handler) and her signature puppy purse; Jimmy Kimmel presented the behind-the-scenes interviews with the A-list cast of his fake movie, and Matt Damon and Jessica Chastain dissed him; Bryan Cranston fed himself with his foot; and Alec Baldwin addressed the claims of racism the New York Post attributed to him. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.