Follow Friday: @kdn13

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Everybody fancies themselves as some sort of wizard that can conjure up laughter by a few strokes of a keyboard, but only a few tweeters are truly worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual that you might not know about who consistently makes us laugh and momentarily forget that other days of the week exist.

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Kdn (@kdn13) wants to talk about something.

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So please don’t be like the Hathaways.

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Or like a certain trendsetter.

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And she isn’t going to feel like talking in the afternoon.

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You’re probably just bragging anyway.

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Some of us have exposed wiring.

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Kdn knows what the game is.

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She knows of a lot of games.

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It would be preferable for her if they were indoors.

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Some games are better played away from spying eyes.

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Kdn is capable of a healthy self-image.

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She is a proud American.

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Who has carefully studied air guitar contests.

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And doesn’t chew gum like a neanderthal.

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Kdn goes to therapy.

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But she isn’t a “real” cat lady.

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Kdn has a code she lives by.

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She has dreams.

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Some feasible.

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Some not as much.

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