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Seitz: Don’t Listen to the Haters — The Neighbors Is a Ludicrous, Radiantly Special Show

THE NEIGHBORS - "It Has Begun . . . . " - The Weavers take the Bird-Kersees to Atlantic City, where Marty learns that Larry Bird not only counts cards, he can see through them, and Jackie admits that she's always wanted a human wedding. Meanwhile, Dick Butkus, in charge back home, gets an ominous call from his grandpa. Is it time for the Neighbors to return to Zabvron?

I’m sad that The Neighbors’ first season has ended. I never would have imagined typing that sentence when the show made ABC’s prime-time schedule last summer, and yet there I was last night watching the season finale, marveling at the show’s genial, committed weirdness and feeling affection for every frame of the damned thing.

The episode’s high point was the climactic montage that cut between the secretly extraterrestrial couple Larry Bird (Simon Templeman) and Jackie Joyner-Kersee (Toks Olagundoye) getting formally married in an Atlantic City casino after 462 years together. Back home, their gated community full of more secret extraterrestrials reacted to a visit from a supreme commander (George Takei) whose arrival had been heralded by pieces of toast inscribed with messages. He had come to tell the faux suburbanites that he was pulling the plug on their mission to gather intelligence in advance of an invasion. The soundtrack music was Alison Krauss’s “When You Say Nothing at All,” and it worked eerily well with images of starships hovering over townhouses and boots clomping on pavement.

Like so many sequences on The Neighbors, this one managed to be silly, affecting, derivative, and unnervingly fresh. It’s all in the execution. The show’s premise — aliens pose as suburban humans; slapstick misunderstandings follow — isn’t new. Besides the obvious antecedent 3rd Rock From the Sun, the show owes quite a bit to The Munsters and The Addams Family, as well as the film turned TV series Alien Nation, and the roots go back further than that. Science fiction and horror have been commenting on allegedly “normal” modern life forever; that’s pretty much what the genres were invented to do. The interplay between the extraterrestrial family and their human neighbors, the Weavers — Debbie (Jamie Gertz), Marty (Lenny Venito), Max (Max Charles), Abby (Isabella Cramp), and Amber (Clara Mamet) — is classic fish-out-of-water stuff, with the earthlings instinctively defending rituals and traditions they took for granted before, then viewing them with skepticism for the first time, even as the aliens scrutinize them, find meaning in them, embrace them, and reinvigorate them. “We all know how this script ends,” Larry said in last night’s episode, summing up sitcom history in one brief monologue. “You tell us you’re going to do something, we say we’re going with you, you say no, we go anyway, hijinks ensue, you learn from us, we learn from you, and it all gets wrapped up in a nice, tidy package, usually around 9 p.m.”

The distinctive things about The Neighbors are its brilliant comic acting, its merger of “Just kidding!” comedy with pathos and body-horror, and its knack for applying fresh (alien) eyes to situations that we humans take for granted. The Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas episodes sent up the hypocrisy, absurdity, discomfort, and joy of those holidays as well as any sitcom I’ve seen. An episode a couple of weeks ago examined suburbanites’ resentment of and fascination with the big city by way of original songs by Alan Menken; the climactic number parodied an end-of-act-one Broadway showstopper, cross-cutting between characters in different locations as they sang of their dreams and desires. A montage at a shopping mall in an early episode filmed the mall’s escalators, food courts, and backrub stations with dreamy reverence, gliding past them in Mel Gibsonian slow-motion.

There’s plenty going on within the slapstick, including commentary on urban snobbery, white flight, immigration, assimilation, “blended” families, homophobia, interracial relationships, and racism. (In the Thanksgiving episode, Marty initially freaks out when Debbi invites the neighbors over, because his own parents, old-school racists, are visiting, too, but he calms down when he realizes there’s an upside: “When my parents see a white guy with a black lady, an Asian kid and a redhead, they’re not gonna be much into conversation.”) There are some marvelous farcical setups, some of which build to a fever pitch of absurdity. In one episode, Larry helps Debbie wrest control of the Parent-Teacher Association from her nemesis (Nora Dunn), a petty despot who won’t let Debbie peddle her gingerbread cookies at the school bake sale. Larry orders his son Reggie Jackson (Tim Jo) to drop a robot gingerbread man through the mail slot of the despot’s home; then Larry inhabits the cookie robot via remote-controlled, virtual-reality puppetry, stalking the woman through the house like the demonic voodoo doll in Trilogy of Terror. The next morning, she’s so rattled that she can hardly speak, whereupon Larry delivers the coup de grâce, holding up a gingerbread man as if warding off a vampire with a crucifix.

The show’s best episode to date might be “Juan of the Dead,” in which the death of the local gardener sparks a meditation on the inevitability of death. The extraterrestrials initially think they’re immune to it, but since they’ve been living in human bodies for years, that may no longer be the case. Juan’s memorial service is a travesty of sincerity; Larry interrupts the priest’s eulogy, points at the gardener’s coffin and says, “Tell me about the wooden boat!” and at the end, the group sings “I’ve Been Working on the Railroad,” of all things. Larry, an arrogant man who refuses to accept any sort of defeat, resurrects Juan with a potion given to him by his father. The result is an obscenity: a blank-faced zombie who has to be packed off to a relative’s home in another town. Larry admits to Marty that he resurrected Juan because “I felt powerless” in the face of death. Who hasn’t?

“I feel I just need another six, maybe seven more seasons — uh, years — before I can figure it all out,” Larry told his commander father in last night’s finale. “Four would be fine,” Debbie amended. I’ll take whatever ABC is willing to give us. The Neighbors is a ludicrous, radiantly special show.

Photo: Richard Cartwright/ABC