Game of Thrones might be the deadliest show on TV. Week to week, all of that sword-slinging takes a toll — the show has killed off major characters, minor characters, and enough background extras to fill several bloody battlefields in countless creative ways. As the saying goes, in the game of thrones you win or you die. So far, no one has won per se, but lots and lots of people have died! In preparation for the show's return this Sunday, Vulture brings you this GoT death generator. If you were to suddenly find yourself in the Seven Kingdoms, how might you meet your maker? Disease? Warfare? Being tossed into a giant hole? Oh, there are so many ways to go.
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