Everyone these days has gadgets and gizmos a-plenty, and every single one is at best ruining your life, right? That’s at least what the trailer for Disconnect seems to suggest. The film looks has a smorgasbord of web crimes: catfishing – check; identity theft – check; webcam statutory rape — check. Jason Bateman and Alexander Skarsgård are just two of the many victims. The film was directed by the man behind the Oscar-nominated documentary Murderball and is set for an April 12 release. After which, never go on your computer or phone ever again … unless you’re checking Vulture, of course.