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The Wolverine Teaser: Mo Ninjas, Mo Problems

Hugh Jackman's Wolverine is back, and he's fighting more ninjas than ever, so expect a lot of scenes where a ninja slices him real good with a sword, only for the fighting to stop for a moment so he can look at the camera as the wound heals immediately. Poor ninjas — they never stood a chance. The Wolverine opens on July 26 of this year. We're looking forward to the ad where Wolvy has his hand-spikes through a loaf of bread and the copy reads, "See, a man like me can change, Javert — I got these hand-spikes now."