You’ll Have to Wait Another Week for the New Vampire Weekend Album

Ezra Koenig of Vampire Weekend on night two of 106.7 KROQ FM's Almost Acoustic Christmas 2009 at the Gibson Amphitheatre at Universal CityWalk on December 13, 2009 in Los Angeles, California. Photo: Karl Walter/Getty Images

Modern Vampires of the City has been pushed to May 14, which is probably only a big deal if you were hosting a Vampire Weekend–themed birthday party or if you'd framed their classified announcement ad. Print can't catch a break.