5 Perfectly Valid Questions About This Photo of Justin Bieber

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1. Justin, why are you wearing a fedora ON TOP of your Chanel-branded ski mask?
2. Speaking of: Justin, why are you wearing a fedora at all?
3. Justin, why is your bodyguard wearing a onesie?
4. Justin, why does your bodyguard's onesie have two zippers?
5. Justin, are you okay?

Photo: Claudio Bresciani/Scanpix Sweden/SIPA