Last night on Conan, Parks and Recreation’s Adam Scott showed up to put an end to all the jokes about the The Masters golf champion Adam Scott, which, if you think about it, is impossible because they’re “Poehler” opposites. Besides, the golfer’s caddie has nothing close to Nick Offerman’s august mustache. Plus: Jimmy Kimmel’s sidekick Guillermo got drunk with Seth Rogen and Danny McBride at the MTV Movie Awards; Rob Lowe pointed out the single best invention of the eighties — hair mousse — and Will.i.am geeked out over his i.am+ iPhone. But does faux gold really count as true bling? Maybe not, but a $315 price tag does. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.