Avril Lavigne Rejects Human Aging Process

SAN REMO, ITALY - FEBRUARY 19: Singer Avril Lavigne performs during the closing night of the 61st Italian Song Festival at the Ariston Theatre on February 19, 2011 in San Remo, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images) Photo: Daniele Venturelli/2011 Getty Images

Enough about Chavril — it's time for plain old Chad Kroeger-less Avril Lavigne to do her thing again. Except her thing, on new single "Here's to Never Growing Up," feels oddly redolent of Ke$ha (the auto-tune, the insistent THIS IS AN ANTHEM!! feel), Miley Cyrus (the Radiohead mention subbing in for  the Jay-Z nod in "Party in the U.S.A."), and Rita Ora's "How We Do (Party)" (everything about the song). And it'll still get stuck in your head no matter how you break it down. Proceed with caution.