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Watch a Trailer for That Michael Bay Pirate Show

Last year, Starz announced it was giving Michael Bay a pirate drama. Now there’s a trailer for Black Sails, and it sure looks like what you’d expect a Michael Bay pirate show to look like: gnarly teeth, intense six-packs, and vicious punching, all punctuated by lesbian teases and people mounting one another while gazing meaningfully into each other’s eyes. Also, did all cable networks decide to buy shares in sword-swinging sound effects? Truly we are living in the sword-iest time television has ever known.

Watch a Trailer for That Michael Bay Pirate Show