Jon Hamm Will Host the ESPYs

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 Actor Jon Hamm attends The Paley Center For Media Presents: "Mad Men" Season 5 at The Paley Center for Media on April 23, 2013 in New York City.
Actor Jon Hamm attends The Paley Center For Media Presents: "Mad Men" Season 5 at The Paley Center for Media on April 23, 2013 in New York City. Photo: Taylor Hill/Getty Images

Jon Hamm will host the ESPYs this summer, ESPN announced today. Even among meaningless awards, ESPYs are ultra-meaningless — sports has its own system of awards known as winning — but the ceremony is occasionally tolerable, if only for all of the athletes attempting to look mildly surprised despite not being surprised at all. Hmmm, let's see: Jon Hamm is funny, he seems like a good sport, he's not totally unfortunate-looking, ladies like him, fellas like him ... maybe it's time to just declare Jon Hamm the host of everything.