Just when it seemed impossible to make last week’s legendary Delta Gamma sorority president e-mail any more intense and terrifying, in saunters Michael Shannon. Though physically he’s the antithesis of the original author, Shannon shares a similar bubbling-over rage. As a result, his reading of the hallowed text is truly inspired. So tie yourself down to whatever chair you’re sitting in, because this video reading of an e-mail is going to be a rough fucking ride.