MTV Wants Scream, Artificial-Insemination Shows

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MTV is going forward with its plans for a Scream TV show. The network announced today that it has green-lit the Scream pilot, even though no writers are attached yet, nor are any performers. MTV also announced a third season of Snooki & JWOWW, plus new unscripted shows about traveling nurses ("the ultimate 'work-hard/play hard' lifestyle," according to the network), people whose fathers are anonymous sperm donors, and a dating show. Which one of you will be the new Daria? America wonders.