What will the new season of True Blood entail? People ripping their shirts off and asking incredibly dumb questions, just like all the other seasons, of course. This teaser for the sixth season — which starts June 16, not so long from now — has Bill as a barbeque-skinned Lilith-like blood goblin, Eric in a schlubby suit and tie like a dumpy detective, and Sookie in, uh, danger. A crying Jessica! An imposing swampy beard creature! Tara and Pam pretending like they’re not crazy into each other! Never change, old friend.