Two and a Half Men Returning for Season Eleven, Minus Half a Man

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"Not in my mouth!" -- Alan (Jon Cryer) and Walden (Ashton Kutcher) discuss Zoey\'s response to Walden telling her he loves her, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, date (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

Looks like Angus T. Jones's rant against his livelihood ("Please stop watching it. Please stop filling your head with filth. Please.") paid off — while Two and a Half Men will forge ahead to an eleventh season, Jones won't return as a regular cast member. According to Deadline, "he may do guest-starring appearances." Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer each signed one-year deals. They're TV's highest-paid actors, with Kutcher having earned $700,000 an episode for season ten, and Cryer making a tad less.