So what is Fast & Furious 6 about, really? Cars, right?
WRONG.
This is what Fast & Furious 6 is about.
* The Rock’s endless supply of Under Armour shirts.
* Subtitles.
* Ludacris’s atrocious Spanish accent.
* The concept of biological family as family.
* Beer (Tsingtao, Dorada, Corona).
* Tank tops.
* Tank tops worn on top of tank tops.
* Coca-Cola.
* Jumping.
* Leaping.
* Falling.
* Catching.
* Landing.
* Ramps.
* Gina Carano staring offscreen.
* People saying, “I got this.”
* Vin Diesel being sad.
* British men stripping.
* Warehouses with computers in them.
* The sound of socket wrenches.
* The concept of might makes right.
* The concept of a law-enforcement unit as a family.
* Paul Walker’s blue eyes.
* Shifting gears.
* Men and their codes.
* Vin Diesel’s ability to say his lines while barely moving his lips.
* The concept of a criminal gang as a family.
* Romantic love.
* Bromantic love.
* Automotive love.
* Runways.
* Amnesia.
* Family.