33 Things That Fast & Furious 6 Is About

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Fast And Furious 6 Photo: Giles Keyte/Universal Pictures

So what is Fast & Furious 6 about, really? Cars, right?

WRONG.

This is what Fast & Furious 6 is about.

* The Rock’s endless supply of Under Armour shirts.

* Subtitles.

* Ludacris’s atrocious Spanish accent.

* The concept of biological family as family.

* Beer (Tsingtao, Dorada, Corona).

* Tank tops.

* Tank tops worn on top of tank tops.

* Coca-Cola.

* Jumping.

* Leaping.

* Falling.

* Catching.

* Landing.

* Ramps.

* Gina Carano staring offscreen.

* People saying, “I got this.”

* Vin Diesel being sad.

* British men stripping.

* Warehouses with computers in them.

* The sound of socket wrenches.

* The concept of might makes right.

* The concept of a law-enforcement unit as a family.

* Paul Walker’s blue eyes.

* Shifting gears.

* Men and their codes.

* Vin Diesel’s ability to say his lines while barely moving his lips.

* The concept of a criminal gang as a family.

* Romantic love.

* Bromantic love.

* Automotive love.

* Runways.

* Amnesia.

* Family.