Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Connie Britton shared her thoughts on how Nashville (spoiler alert!) could have better destroyed its sex tape. The garbage disposal “is not as good as a wood chipper.” Now the chipper is “always a no-fail sort of a thing.” Plus: Chris Pine, with the help of Kimmel’s sidekick Guillermo, dubbed over a Star Trek Into Darkness clip into Spanish. Translated back into English, Kirk tells Uhura: “It’s just that sometimes I want to rip the bangs off of [Spock’s] head.” Also, Pine’s co-star Zachary Quinto is scheming up a “pon farr,” the Vulcan mating ritual, for the third film; and Mindy Kaling is channeling Misery in her love for the handless Jaime in Game of Thrones. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.