Jake Johnson is best known for playing Nick Miller, the bartender with all the moves, on New Girl. But does that mean he knows how to bartend in real life? Turns out, yes. Yes, it does. (But only if it involves Stoli.) Enjoy Jake in this new video, during which he and Vulture's Julie Klausner day-drink at one of Johnson's old New York City haunts (Grassroots Tavern in the East Village), talk about the finer points of how to act like you're drunk when a script calls for you to do so, and explore the fears of anti–Nick/Jess–ers.