Neil Patrick Harris Will Host the Emmys

Neil Patrick Harris attends CBS 2013 Upfront Presentation at The Tent at Lincoln Center on May 15, 2013 in New York City. Photo: Ben Gabbe/Getty Images

Neil Patrick Harris will be hosting the Emmys this year, CBS announced today. He hosted in 2009, too — the last time CBS broadcast the ceremony — and he's hosting the Tonys (for the fourth time) in June. That's a lot of hosting! We predict a joyous parody-song opening number, a few self-deprecating jokes about the age of the average CBS viewer, some acknowledgement that Harris himself has two Emmys, and some kind of closing bit that will just make us yearn for the 2009 Tony's wrap-up rap.