Earlier today, Reese Witherspoon appeared on Good Morning America to explain what happened with her arrest. In her words: "I saw him arresting my husband and I literally panicked ... I told him I was pregnant. I’m not pregnant. I said all kinds of crazy things." Well, TMZ has acquired the tape of her arrest and, boy, she wasn't lying. You can watch the clips below. There's a lot of belligerent questioning ("I have to obey your orders!?") and talk about being an "American citizen." It's like Cops, if the criminals were professionally endearing.
The part where she says she's pregnant.
Here's her husband being pretty chill while getting the breathalyzer.