You Do Not Get to Spank Beyoncé at a Concert


Or anyone else, for that matter, but let us address the video at hand: Last night in Copenhagen, a Beyoncé fan confused his front-row ticket with permission to touch Beyoncé — and more specifically, to slap her on the ass, which is very much not allowed. The video of the incident itself is blurry, but Beyoncé's stern reaction is very clear: "I will have you escorted out of here, all right?" Then she dives right back into "Irreplaceable," because she is a professional. Respect to Beyoncé.