Adam Sandler to Comically Fail to Kill Himself

Adam Sandler wearing a hat. Photo: Vera Anderson/2013 Vera Anderson

The Hollywood Reporter reports that Adam Sandler is going to star in Hello Ghost, a hilarious farce about a regular guy who tries to commit suicide and, after multiple failed attempts, is haunted by four ghosts. They won't leave Sandler alone until he helps them fix their past wrongs. Based on a popular Korean film, Chris Columbus is directing Karen Croner's (Admission) adaptation. And right now, somewhere in L.A., Rob Schneider is wearing a white bedsheet and practicing his lines: "Boooooooo."