Arnold Schwarzenegger to Play a Zombie’s Dad

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Variety reports that Arnold Schwarzenegger will star in and produce Maggie. Sadly, he's not playing the titular Maggie (which would be hilarious forever). No, Maggie is his daughter who is slowly turning into a zombie. Yep, there are zombies — sorry for burying the lede. The movie was written by newcomer John Scott 3 and will be directed by commercial director Henry Hobson. The whole thing will be a good commercial for Schwarzenegger to be reelected governor, you know, if California were to be overtaken by zombies.