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Arnold Schwarzenegger to Play a Zombie’s Dad

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - JUNE 14:  Arnold Schwarzenegger speaks at the 2013 Financial Education Summit at the Melbourne Convention Centre on June 14, 2013 in Melbourne, Australia. Schwarzenegger is the keynote speaker at the 21st Century Financial Education event.  (Photo by Scott Barbour/Getty Images)

Variety reports that Arnold Schwarzenegger will star in and produce Maggie. Sadly, he's not playing the titular Maggie (which would be hilarious forever). No, Maggie is his daughter who is slowly turning into a zombie. Yep, there are zombies — sorry for burying the lede. The movie was written by newcomer John Scott 3 and will be directed by commercial director Henry Hobson. The whole thing will be a good commercial for Schwarzenegger to be reelected governor, you know, if California were to be overtaken by zombies.

Photo: Scott Barbour/Getty Images