It's hard to remember a time when Brad Pitt wasn't famous. It seems like his chiseled visage has always been a part of the hunk spectrum! Those blue eyes, those pouty lips, that ever-changing hairstyle — there's a Brad Pitt for every era. Let's look back at his red-carpet appearances since he first broke onto the scene in the eighties and marvel at some of the bafflingly hideous fashion choices he's made along the way. Bring your own vests and sunglasses, friends.